YoMamaRice RAP

Oh, Shit has hit the ceiling.

The ball is rolling.

Milk is spelt.

No point crying over it.

Guess, we just have to clean it up when the time comes.

I lived long enough to know the tide will turn.

So in the meantime, here's a rap I wrote

(BEFORE TRUMP) to cheer you up.


MY DADDY TOLD ME

A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE KICHEN

SO I WAS LIKE FUCK YOU

I DON'T WANNA BE A MICHON


I'M GONNA BE RICH AN'

I'M GONNA BE GREAT!

GONNA BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

NOT SOME CHICK SERVING EIGHT.


SO I ATE OUT OF PLASTIC FORKS AND PAPER PLATES

NEVER GONNA GET MY HANDS WET

MY MIND IS SET

NO KITCHEN FOR ME

HELLS NO

RATHER BE A HOE

THAN A DOE


RATHER SMOKE DOPE

THEN USE DISH SOAP

CAUSE I'M COOL LIKE THAT

CAUSE I'M FLY LIKE THAT


THEN I GOT KNOCKED UP

OH SHIT!

REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM!

FUCKED UP!




NOW I GOT ME 2 MOUTHS TO FEED

I WAS LIKE WHAT?!

WHAT YOU NEED?

I DON'T COOK


CHECK OUT MY PAPER PLATES!

AN' I GOT ME A LOOK OF HATE.

HUNGRY MEANS CRANKY

OBVIOUSLY, AND NO HANKY


SO, I STEPPED INTO THE KITCHEN

MADE THE ONE THING I KNEW - RICE!

NOW THEY'RE NICE

PLEASE MAMA COOK RICE.

NOW I'M MAMA RICE

APPLE OF THEIR EYE.


CENTER OF THEIR LIFE.

SO NOW I'M IN THE KITCHEN

I'M BITCHIN'

RICH IN LOVE!


writings of Judy Jean Kwon aka YoMamaRice


- yoMamaRice

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